Episode 1: Lamest Superheroes

This week Brian and Melissa each invent ten lame superheroes with lame superpowers. These characters would be right at home on The Tick or Mystery Men.

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Melissa

  1. Colorgirl: can turn her nose any color
  2. Prettyboy: can mind-control his hair
  3. Sir No-See: turns invisible, but only when there is no light
  4. Sunbeam: uncontrollably shots lasers from eyes after slight sunburn
  5. Boing Boing: makes small rubber bouncy balls to attack with
  6. Glubglub: can breathe underwater, but only if it's purified drinking water
  7. The Dripper: superhearing, but only for leaky faucets
  8. Lady Llama: turns into a llama
  9. Pupmaster: can summon puppies to his location
  10. Grim Leaper: leaps tall buildings with single bound when scowling, needs parachute coming down

Brian

  1. Pinpoint: Always know his exact location
  2. Manhole: He’s a hole
  3. Earonaut: Complete control over his ears
  4. Pants Eyes: Read anything by sitting on it
  5. The Thumper: Determine if anything is fresh by thumping on it
  6. Tubero: Sense potatoes
  7. Extension: Always gets an extra day for any deadline
  8. X-Hale: Blow indefinitely
  9. Overgeorge: Mind control people named “George”
  10. Payphone: Contact all pay phones mentally

Let us know what you would put on your list! Comment below or email us at tto@koser.us

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