Brian

1. Incorrect plurals, like “Groundhogs Day”
2. Not knowing how to throw a ball
3. Bending playing cards
4. False humility
5. Apologizing for pronunciation
6. “Why aren’t you smiling?”
7. “Good evening. That was weak!”
8. Vertical pictures and videos
9. Styrofoam cups
10. Loud chewing

Melissa

1. Monosyllable conversation
2. Negative Nellies
3. Non-existent pockets
4. Bad drivers
5. Dumb sayings on Facebook feed
6. Intentional bad spelling
7. Sharing an earworm song
8. Machines that don't clean
9. Interrupters who don't apologize
10. Food bloggers